Eat Air, not banana

About 3 months ago when zoe was bugging christina for chocolate, I told zoe I have something for her to eat, when she came to me, I showed her "air" and tell her she can eat as much as she wants. She doesn't seems getting it.

Recently I was really mad at her and I told her "I am not going to cook for you anymore, lets see what you can eat" She then replied me with "I am going to eat air". I was like what the heck when she said that and all my anger were long gone by then.

Somehow GOD transferred my "inch" and "quick" talking skills to her via DNA I guess.

Christina buying used maternity pants = JOKE?

One day I drove christina to meet with a mom as the mom is trying to sell her used maternity pants to christina. When I dropped her off I saw a girl waiting for her already and I asked christina "Is this girl selling the pants for her daughter or what?" and chris didn't reply me.

5 mins later she told me she would not get it as the pants are too short for her.

Reality: It took me 1 sec to realize that the girl is 5 foot 2 and she and christina has been emailing back and forth for 100 times but never talked about the height? what the heck?